10 Reasons For My Parents’ Eventual Divorce

1. My dad is unemployed.

If women were money though…

2. They met through infidelity.

She was married, they fucked once on vacation, and she put that rod on lock.

3. My brother still lives at home.

It's cool though, he has dyslexia. He got it from 9/11.

4. Jewish mom.

In Jewish history, there are no coincidences.

5. My dad is an immigrant.

Green card marriage?🤷 Also he can't vote.

6. Love is the most precious thing in life but sometimes the beauty is in the impermanence.

7. Thot son, gay daughter

Couldn't handle our crazy asses.😝

8. They lived through 9/11 together.

It was the perfect fall day. The sky was so blue… until it wasn't.

9. He's an 8 and she's a 6.

IDK if she can do better looks-wise. She's punching up for sure.

10. They're both lesbians.

The boy one and the girl one.