Ava Whiteley
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Ava Whiteley has red hair (fake), two eyes (real), and three huge boobs (you wish). Currently in NYC, Ava can be found watching short form video content on her phone, spending $30, or even eating. Her writing style can be described as “incorrect,” but damn she knows how to wear gray sweatpants. “My dream is that all other media will be destroyed, and my Bedwetters articles alone become the framework for re-civilization and butterfly effect makes it customary to dye babies’ feet blue on their first birthdays and whoever’s foot stays blue longest is king,” says Whiteley.
