Selfies Where I Shouldn’t
Snap. flash. Self. EE. Self. EEEEE. Self…ie. Selfie.
A picture is worth a thousand words. So They Say… But what if the picture is ugly?
Front Facing Camera.
Front Facing SCAMera. Scam. Not. Real. Edited. Photoshopped. Where’s the truth- Where’s the Truth???
Not in the Self. Self self self selfiieeee selfeee
EEE EEE! EE!
I’m scared! Kids can’t read anymore…
ONLY PHONE AND AI AND BABY GRONK.
What about Literature….
That was a poem titled “Untitled” written by me to accompany my latest piece of truthful art. Many may not know this, but along with being a beautiful woman, poet, and a fun person to hang out with, I also am a professional photographer. Just one of my many skills. Today, I am fortunate enough to share my latest groundbreaking photo series with the world. Many of my peers have described it as audacious, unafraid, and unexpected. My goal has always been to really flip the script on modern photography. My photos are dangerous, outside of the box and carefully crafted. This latest collection is just that.. A series where I take selfies in places and with people I shouldn’t, risking it all for the perfect shot.
I present: Selfies Where I Shouldn’t.
“Me and the Man Sitting Next to me on the Plane”
My first parlay into illegal selfie territory. I ensured my angles were just right as I attempted to capture history. A man unknowingly becomes Art. He read on his phone for the rest of the flight.
“Me Crossing the Street”
This selfie was, in fact, taken in the middle of the street. Developing my street portrait photography skills,, I cut off traffic and felt awkward for the sake of this perilous photo. One of my favorites, as I feel my visage expresses an emotion that is wholly unique and perhaps brand new entirely. I don’t take my title of “Groundbreaking Artist” lightly.
“Me in the Box Office of ‘The Blue Man Group’”
At this point in my journey, I was becoming bold. Contrary to what you may believe upon viewing this selfie, I do not work at The Blue Man Group. I am an artist full time and I make thousands and millions of dollars because of it. I decided to live the working man’s life for a day. I put on this name tag and worked in the box office. On the clock, I let everyone into the show for free because I didn’t understand how to sell tickets so I just kept saying “No, this is a free show. Yeah we do this, it’s just a free one. Yes, I work here.” I have since been sued by the Blue Men for trespassing and for loss of profits. This photo was used as court evidence.
“Mirror Selfie on the Train”
Here I broke form, yet stuck to my true style. Evocative and Urbex (that’s urban exploration for the uneducated readers present). The train is not an ideal location for the Mirror
“Me and This Bitch I Hate at the Bar”
That’s it. She HATEEEESSS MY ASS AND I HATE HERSSS!!! You wouldn’t guess that would you?
“Me in the Basement from Barbarian”
My final and most treacherous selfie yet. A magnificent depiction of chiaroscuro, it is my belief this photo should be in textbooks. Here I found the real and true basement from Barbarian. They don’t tell you it’s real, but it is. “Mother” and I formed a very beautiful and giving sexual relationship whilst I was down there. She’s different from the rest and it just took someone like me to really “get” her.
This journey led me down paths I’d never ventured before and taught me the true meaning of The Selfie. I hope you felt as moved as I did whilst creating it. I would like to thank my parents Michelle Williams and the person she’s married to. Stay tuned for my next photo series, Pictures of Hole (Mine and Others).